what if there was a baby who was born an old man but instead of getting younger as he grows up he gets even older to the point where he is nothing but a skeleton. he could be nicknamed skelly and everytime he went to drink things in a public place the liquid would go through his ribcage and everyone would laugh, even skelly.
thats the world i want to live in
get me a beer… and a mop
the best way to wake up in the morning is 4 hours earlier than planed to the sound of snow plows, realizing it had snowed last night, that it was a snow “emergency”, and your car is now towed away and impounded. fml